As much as I love bacon, and as much as I want to crown the Bacon Express bacon toaster the greatest invention of our lifetime, I can’t do it. I have to give credit where credit is do. The Internet is easily the greatest invention of our lifetime. Without it, we would still be watching DVDs of you know what (wink, wink). Without it, we couldn’t buy awesome inventions like the Bacon Express online. In fact, the best and worst part about the Internet is that we never have to leave our homes. Thanks to the Internet, we can buy and cook bacon all day long if we want to. And we do want to.
Now let’s get back to what could be the 2nd greatest invention of our lifetime, shall we?
The Bacon Express bacon toaster can cook up to six strips of regular, or thick cut, bacon in the matter of minutes. And, because of its vertical cooking design, the grease drains right into a slide-out drip tray for easy clean up. Another feature that makes clean up and cooking a breeze is the toaster’s non-stick cooking plate and insulated door liners. So yeah, if you love bacon, you need to get your mitts on one of these bacon toasters.
Check out the Bacon Express in action
This is a certified WANT. Hell, it might also be a need. Ya know, since bacon is a necessity and all.