Nobody Likes a Cockblock has been out since April, but I have to be honest, I had no idea what it was about. Let me rephrase that: I thought I knew exactly what it was about and apparently I was dead wrong. I assumed it was a father telling his young son not to be a cockblock when he got older. Nope.
Today, I read the below excerpt and it turns out the book is just a father’s lecture to his young son that, under no circumstance, should he dare cockblock him while he’s trying to take mommy to the bone zone.
Nobody Likes a Cockblock excerpt:
The stars are out, it’s dark outside.
I can see that there’s sleep inside of your eyes.
Stay warm in your bed, on our door do not knock.
Because nobody likes a cockblock.
The train’s leaving the station, it’s about to go down.
My ticket is stamped for a trip to Pound Town.
Your job is to sleep like the heaviest rock.
Because nobody likes a cockblock.
I love mommy so much.
She’s my favorite cutie.
Tonight I would like a piece of that bootie.
Don’t ask for milk or help with your sock,
because nobody likes a cockblock.
That is still a decent message to send to a young boy, albeit a dangerous one. I can see it now… “I loved my parents, but they burned to death because their door was closed and a few years ago daddy told me to never be cockblock. At least he died doing what he loved: boning mommy and ignoring his son.”
Could you imagined if the above scenario ever played out because of this book? Now, that would be a hell of a story.
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