This certainly isn’t your daddy’s Toyota Land Cruiser. It’s also not for the faint of heart either, because the new Toyota Land Speed Cruiser can soar. Hell, it’s so fast you might even be able to use it for time travel.
Now, you might not need to go 220 mph in an SUV, but it sure is nice to know the you could go that fast if you ever needed to. Like, if you were being chased by a band of creepy clowns who were all chasing you down on rocket ships. Other than that harrowing scenario and to “pick up chicks,” I’m not sure why you would ever need the 2000hp (yes, you read that right TWO THOUSAND HORSE POWER) possessed by the Toyota Land Speed Cruiser.
Here it is going 160mph. I don’t know about you, but that seems fast enough to me. No need to tack on an extra 60 mph. Let’s not be greedy.
While no one has seen the Toyota Land Speed Cruiser actually hit 220mph, the company claims that their new SUV is plenty capable of such feats of speed. After all, as Steve Appelbaum, Toyota Motor Sales national engagement marketing manager said, “With the Land Speed Cruiser, we are breaking all of the normal conventions of what an SUV should be. This vehicle is truly a feat of engineering.”
It sure is. Just look at that engine.