It’s officially the season of ugly christmas sweaters and that means it’s time to get prepared for all your holiday shenanigans. Meaning, it’s time to get that sweater that will make you the center of attention and the topic of all conversations at every holiday party you attend. I can see the ladies talking now…Did you see what Jeff was wearing? At first I was a little put off by seeing “Sh*tter’s Full” on a sweater, but now I’m a little turned on. Jeff is so hot.
Today’s round up of ugly Christmas sweaters feature the best you will find from TV and movies. We have Stranger Things, R2-D2, and even Home Alone! It’s a heck of a spread and hopefully you’ll find one that suits you.
Let’s get to the list, shall we?
Christmas Vacation Sh*tter’s Full #1
This was voted the best ugly sweater by 99% of RV owners and 100% of people who love National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation. Buy Here
Christmas Vacation Sh*tter’s Full #2
This one shows uncle Eddie in all his glory. Buy Here
Seinfeld Festivus Ugly Christmas Sweater
This ugly Christmas sweater pays homage to one of the greatest Seinfeld episodes of all time. And not to mention Frank Costanza, the visionary and creator of the greatest Christmas season holiday that no one celebrates. Festivus for the rest of us! Buy Here
Home Alone Wet Bandits
Nothing says Christmas quite like Harry and Marv. Hopefully your night won’t end as badly as theirs did when you wear this one-of-kind sweater. Buy Here
Home Alone ‘Filthy Animal”
Keep the change! Every time this scene comes on during my annual viewing of Home Alone (don’t judge me) I die laughing as the Pizza Boy sprints to his car. Buy Here
Christmas Vacation Moose Mug Ugly Sweater Vest
Drinking egg nog never looked so damn good. Buy Here
One of the most popular shows of 2016 will definitely result in one of the most populate ugly Christmas sweaters of the holiday season. Buy Here
Christmas Vacation Turkey Sweater
This sweater reminds you of how much restraint Clark must have had to not kill his entire family that Christmas. Buy Here
Homer Simpson is an absolute classic TV character. This is a sweater that you can wear year after year. Buy Here
All your friends already know that you love Star Wars, but this sweater will allow you to take that outward love to a whole, new, obnoxious level. Buy Here
And this one is for those Star Wars fans who don’t have a permanent residency on the dark side. Buy Here
A Christmas Story
Fragile, it must be Italian! One of the most iconic Christmas movies of all time gets a very fitting selection of sweaters. Buy Here